LOL. TODAY IS DAMN RANDOM.
dunno la today.. i was kinda high. coz today was the day that i was supposed to get my phone back from ms seah. then, went for classes.. blah blah..
and 1st 2 periods: SOCIAL STUDIES. i think mrs poh is a really good teacher. lol. but today something disgusted me. it's like this: she had a problem connecting her laptop to the projector, and usually zhang xin will go help teachers("good student!" my reaction: ptooi!), but today, she dunno why this morning drama emo. dunno what. she drama queen sia.
so, she drama like sick like that. so mrs poh was asking for help. then, i "help" her. HAHA.
me: ZHANG XIN, YOU MUST LEARN TO BE MORE HELPFUL, NOT JUST TO PEH PEH!!
zhang xin: (rolls eyes)
class: laugh. lol.
mrs poh: why kenneth u jealous is it?
LIKE WTF?! WHO THE HELL WOULD BE JEALOUS OF A KANGKONG AND A PIECE OF MEAT?!
its totally kuku-ed, the world. and anyway, something funny. during english, mr hairy-sh gave us a worksheet, asking us the definitions of a few words (cant remember except 1).. AND THE WORD WAS...CUM!
i was laughing like kuku. lol. then i go ask mr H.
me: mr Harish, what does cum mean?
Mr H: oh, c-u-m means like something combined with another, like camp-cum-leadership training!
lol. samsul and i were laughing like retards.
then, IPW. lol. i went to ask ms seah whether i could have my phone back after the lesson. her reply:" oh, later i got remedial, and i dun wanna take the trouble to go to the staff room to take your phone! either u collect from me tomorrow morning, or u wait for me till 6pm when my remedial end!" i was pissed man.. what the hell.
then, after the social studies extra class, me and siyu went outside the staff room for fun. i was staring at the teacher's names for fun. then got a math teacher.. uh.. what name.. AH! MRS FOO!!(fyi, she took 3J for a-math remedial several times..) she ask me who i looking for. i say ms seah. she go in (i was shocked) and came out. "she's coming out."
i was like.. WHAT?! I THOUGHT SHE HAD NO TIME TO GO STAFF ROOM?!
then ms seah came out and returned me my phone. lol. after that went with siyu to parkway. buy some of his cards and eat lunch. went to BK. lol. siyu's 1st trip to BK. then, he bought whopper jr. just like me. then he eat.
siyu: is this beef?
me: yup.
siyu: (opens his eyes in horror) OH SHIT! I CANT EAT BEEF! PLS DUN TELL MY MUM I EAT BEEF!
me: (tells him why buddhists cant eat beef)
siyu:(looks solemn).... ... ...
suddenly, (looks spastic) WHO GIVES A DAMN?! YAY! i eat beef for the first time of my life! i love it!!!
lol!!! retarrrrded. then we met up with harith, and for siyu's first time, he ate ice kachang(LOL!).
siyu: tastes like shit.
me and harith: (laughing at him) what. the. hell. u rich ppl cant appreciate this kinda stuff.
but really, siyu's ice kachang looked like shit. he spill the ice all over. and mix like shit. lol..
ok dunno what else to blog abt. lol. BYE!
P.S. for those who havent got the message,
I GOT MY PHONE BACK!@@@@@@@@ whee............
