joke of the day:
one day, a retard goes arnd town looking for a job. he goes into a restaurant and asks the manager for a job. knowing the guy's a retard, the manager tells him to fetch him some gas, a bucket, and a cocker spaniel. if he was able to get those items, he would get the job.
the retard set off.. he went to the petrol station.
Retard: Ass.
Petrol-man: What?!
Retard: Ass! (points at "petrol machine")
Petrol-man: oh! GAS!!! (gives the gas to the retard.)
next, the retard goes to the provision shop.
Retard: F.uck it.
Cashier: What?!
Retard: F.uck it! (points at bucket)
Cashier: OH. BUCKET!! (hands it to retard.)
finally, the retard goes to the pet shop.
Retard: Cock and Spank it.
Shop holder: what?!
Retard: Cock and Spank It!!!
Shop holder: oh.. cocker spaniel.. (hands it to retard.)
on the way back to the restaurant, the cocker spaniel runs away. panicking, the retard grabs the nearest man, and tells him: PLEASE HOLD MY ASS AND F.UCK IT, WHILE I FIND MY COCK AND SPANK IT@@@@@
lol.
