yoo!!
today was quite fun. hehe sorry for not updating ytd. was... busy? doing amath hmwk and watching anime. LOL.
so... the new student in class is Dianna. and i think some people are being such fkers for calling her "jonathan". -.- lame ppl.
besides, i think she can freaking beat the crap outta u ppl. heehee. so watch what u say, ppl =DDDD
MOVING ON......
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ytd was.. lol. everyone thought Dianna was a china girl who just migrated over to singapore.
but turns out she was in TK last time le. no wonder so long never see her. and she looked damn familiar. ah well. suddenly she become DAMN WHITE and her hair is much shorter. and thus, not many ppl recognise her. heh.
had SS.. boring.... NOT. heehee. terrorism, baby! i find it a very interesting topic. not that i'm into terrorism, of course. just find it rather interesting. much better than baby bonuses -.-
then had chemistry, where we did practical and stuff. Mr Tan spurted my boiling acid all over my table -.- pro sia. totally fearless. LOL.
had math, where i was falling asleep, then had amath lecture, where i was entertained by ashraf and shazani throwing staple bullets at Hafiz, hitting chiaw min in the crossfire 80% of the time. xD
it went like this...
Shazani and ashraf will be spamming staple bullets on the table in between their seats, using my stapler to manufacture their ammo, using their own staples of course, then pouring one whole heap of staples into their hands, they look around for any suspecting teachers, then shout "BOMBS AWAY!!!' / "FIRE IN THE HOLE!! (xDDD i find this damn funny.)" and then fling the entire rain of staples on Hafiz, hitting chiaw min in the process. xDDDD
sigh. 4J ROCKS BODO.
then after school had chem test and physics practical.. heehee i think the chem test not that bad, tho i didnt study. lol.. okay ba.
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HAAIILLY AMUSING!!!!
xD there were weights dropping everywhere, rulers spinning on their pivots.. jabbing vegetarians up their ass with metre rules.. nazri spinning his metre rule on his acupunctured cork.. nadir jumping in shock everytime someone dropped their whole set of apparatus.. nadir turning around to screw hazzan and hasif's experiment by spinning their ruler and upsetting their balance. LOL.
so yes, life in 4J RAWKS! xD
the best part was some stupid sec 1s at the top level screaming in some opera voice. (from his voice, i somehow infer that the boy is fat -.-) and according to mr foo, throwing stuff down.
this was what happened...
Boy: LELO LELO LELO LELO LELO~~
4J: LAUGHS LIKE CRAZY BABIS.
Boy: continues singing like a retard.
Mr Victor Foo: EH BOY WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE?! WHAT ARE YOU THROWING DOWN AH?
-sudden silence-
Nazri: baik mr foo!
4J: (laughs)
then after a while can hear DM's voice talking to the boy upstairs xD
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today... was a sleepy day.
had physics, where i was dozing off.. mrs goh changed my seating place coz she said it was bad for me and nigel to be sitting together. GUESS WHO SHE MADE ME SIT WITH.
SAMSUL. LOL. good job. so yeah, played more lo. xD but still was dozing off. she keep on waking me up. then tell me stand up. so i stood up lo. in the end still can fall asleep while standing up LOL.
then she ask me go wash my face to wake up. but i didnt want to uh. so she ask me go outside class and jump. -.-
lame. so i went out with her lo. stretched abit. tiptoed -.- she wanted me to jump. PERVERTIC PAEDOPHILE!!
LOL. then went back into the physics lab, and slept again HAHAHA.
then we had english, where i slept -.-
geog, where i slept -.-
math, where i slept -.-
amath, where i couldnt sleep coz mdm halilah was damn angry at 4J. apparently some ppl went to ask other class people for clues to the test. and she said we have no integrity. yes. i agree. some people ah. really shameless one. did wrong le, still cannot stand up properly and act gangster -.-
lame sia. want to act gangster with that physique and that height. i know i'm not one to talk about height, but at least i'm taller. xD and yes, i really dislike that guy, and think that he's nothing but platypus shit. so yeah. NOT HAPPY COME FIND ME ARHHH. xDDDD sound familiar? read it on someone's blog HAHAHA.
then had mother tongue, where shen laushi was really pissed coz so many ppl failed their overall becoz of not doing chinese assignments like compo and letter writing. LOL. one of them, is me! oh and yes i got 0/20 for the amath test!!! which is why i have to do 5 amath question from ten-year-series book every week.
i still dun get why ppl bother to cheat for exams -.- xD like what nadir said," why bother cheating?! just fail la!" HAHAHAHA.
or what nigel says,"ah who cares -.- this test and assignments won't be counted in O levels anyway." LOL.
what nipples i have for classmates. -.-
anw.. had geog test. damn. everytime i have geog test in 4G i cant focus xD.
then had social studies lecture, where this time I was flinging staples at zhen hui's head, and the malays were playing hang man, and then nigel and yisong copy them -.-
then went for band. HEEHEE. i think i played better today than on saturday!!! =DDDD
and then after band went to eat with ee zeng yong xin and ko song.
then waited for 31 at the bus stop, where me and ee zeng were entertained by yong xin and yi song have a sissy brawl. LOL. damn funny la. go watch the videos in ee zeng's phone. haha he tmrw sending me. trust me, its bloody funny. HAHA. what with traditional greeting dances and long range humps. HAHAHA.
so... to end this post, i shall upload a convo with sherlynn the stick woman, proving that screw is NOT equals to making love. xDDD
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Sherlynn. ` What's with you?! says:
" In slang, screw = make love.
So, they are the same ? "
Kenneth - says:
naa
Kenneth - says:
wrong
Sherlynn. ` What's with you?! says:
Then?
Kenneth - says:
like
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
?
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
XDXD
Kenneth - says:
come in slang is CUM
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
.....
Kenneth - says:
but coming is NOT equals to cumming!!!
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
kay whatever
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
go on!
Kenneth - says:
there! point proven!
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
LOL.
Kenneth - says:
u can like use screw in DnT
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
The reason behind my MSN display name ...
Kenneth - says:
like drill a hole in the block for a screw
Kenneth - says:
u cant say
Kenneth - says:
drill a hole in the block to make love!
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
Yongxin sucks so much at spelling that he spelled my name as Sherllyne -.-
Kenneth - says:
THERE
Kenneth - says:
lol
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
BEFORE I DIE OF LAUGHTER
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
QUIT WITH THE MAKING LOVE CRAP
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
PLEASE
Kenneth - says:
LOL
Kenneth - says:
k wait
Kenneth - says:
frankenstein has screws on the sides of his head
Kenneth - says:
u cant say
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
!!!
Kenneth - says:
people made love with the side of frankenstein's head!
Kenneth - says:
THERE.
Sherlynn. ` Sherllyne? That's not my name! says:
._.
Kenneth - says:
POINTS PROVEN
Kenneth - says:
MUAHAHA
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oh yes. i own. xDDDD
